Thursday, December 10, 2015

El Ladrillo Volador


08-12-2015
El Ladrillo Volador
por Dean Gadda con Guillermo Pinzon


En el año 1965 conseguí mi primera moto.  Era una Yamaha Trail 80 con motor de dos ciclos y solamente 6.2 caballos.  Tenia solamente 16 años pero nunca he olvidado el disfrute de montar esta moto.  Vivíamos en las montañas del sur del estado del Oregon.  Recuerdo bien el entusiasmo de hacer una carrera alrededor de la casa en la nieve.  Aprendí como que manejar la moto cuando resbalo sobre el hielo resultante in varios choques con la tierra. Después de solamente 3 o 4 vueltas había roto la mayoría de los accesorios como los espejos e indicadores. No tenía ninguna idea de lo que me había metido!

Eso es como la pasión por las motos empecé por mí. Ya, en 2015 tengo un BMW K75S.  Es más que una maquina.  Para entender el fenómeno de las motos K intento una investigación por el Internet y Facebook.  Fui sorprendido con el nivel de pasión, comunicación, y popularidad mundial de la moto K. Afortunadamente  por FB tenia el placer de conocer un hombre de Bogota Colombia.  Señor Guillermo Pinzon me explique:

El gusto por las motocicletas, en mi caso,  empezó a muy temprana edad, tal vez tendría escasos 8 años cuando ya me deleitaba  viendo estas sonoras y hermosas máquinas  circular por las calles de mi ciudad natal, Bogotá, al mando de elegantes pilotos luciendo sus trajes de cuero, cascos a “media caña”, botas relucientes y unas inconfundibles antiparras. También el cine se encargo de hacer su parte; películas como “ The Great Escape “,  Born to be wild” y otras por el estilo intensificaron mi pasión.

Por supuesto me gustaban las mismas películas que veía Guillermo allá en Bogota. Fue muchos años ante compre mi primero moto por la calle.  Fue un Honda Magna del estilo
“Cruiser”. Me parecía pesado y poderoso.  Fue espantoso. Después de un año conseguí mi primera
Mi primera ladrillo volador!
BMW K75s.  Ya, yo había llegado.  Sin saber hice socio de un grupo mundial de los que encanten esta moto especial.  También, sin saber, Guillermo estaba siguiendo un rumbo similar en Colombia:

Tan pronto como mis escasos recursos me lo permitieron adquirí  mi primera motocicleta, o más bien ciclomotor, a la edad de 16 años, se trataba de una Peugeot 50 con la cual aprendí, no solo la conducción, sino también mucho de  mecánica. Posteriormente tuve otras motocicletas como Honda, BSA, CZ, Derbi, Yamaha y tantas otras, hasta que, ya en mi edad adulta, llegó a mi poder una BMW K75-RT de 1992, gran obra de ingeniería teutona, deleite para los sentidos, de marchar suave y muy fiable.

El Boxer
El BMW K75 y K100 modelos de 1984 hasta 1995 son conocidos como el Ladrillo Volador porque el motor de 3(K75) o 4(K100) cilindros es muy cuadrado en el aspecto, tiene la rapidez de un avión y la durabilidad de un ladrillo. Hasta 1984 las motos de BMW han sido solamente de enfriado de aire con dos cilindros opuestos se llaman el “Boxer”.  Fue un diseño viejo de la segunda guerra mundial. Las motos K fueron revolucionario por su diseño con los cilindros en la línea, enfriado hidráulicamente, y encendido electrónico. Un diseño moderno para competir con las motos japoneses. 

Tenia el placer de hablar con el Señor Steve Prokop de Dundee Oregon también.  Steve es el dueño de su propio taller especializando en las motos clásicas de BMW.  Le pregunté porque las BMW K motos tienen tan alto nivel de popularidad con las motociclistas.


Las motoristas de las Kas son los que valen la fiabilidad, rendimiento, y diseño técnico.  Generalmente son motoristas serias.  No son esclavos de moda como los dueños de las motos Harley Davidson. En realidad somos esclavos de un modo, pero un modo diferente, un modo mas practico. Los hermanos de las Kas prefieran ropas y equipaje más técnico y seguro.  Usando las telas nueves como Kevlar y cascos que cobran el rostro completo. No veo muchos motociclistas de BMW con el cuero negro sin casco propio como los de Harley Davidson.  Normalmente tomamos la cerveza después de montar!

He aprendido que la moda de la K es más amplia que lo que creía. Hay muchos dueños le encantan transformar las viejas KL motos al estilo de “café racer”. Según publimotos.com: 
K100 Cafe Racer!


El fenómeno de las Café Racer en los años cincuenta desencadenó una tendencia mundial que no solo se limitaba a desnudar lo que más se pudiera una motocicleta- de esta manera se despojaba a las máquinas de todo material que les sumara peso- para así podrían ganar aerodinámica y triunfar en las carreras entre Cafés por las calles y carreteras de Londres, Manchester y Birmingham, sino que se convirtió en un auténtico estilo de vida para millones de motociclistas en el mundo. Fue hacia finales de esa década -e inicios de los sesenta-, en pleno estreno del famoso cuarteto The Beatles, que algunos Cafés empezaron a recibir a cientos de motociclistas, motivados por la influencia musical de la época, para competencias entre los denominados “Ton-up Boys” que en el argot de los pilotos ingleses eran aquellos que llegaban a las 100 millas por hora.
A pesar de que muchos de los dueños de las motos K son muy tradicional hay también muchos que les encantan en la personalización al estilo “café racer”. No solo en Inglaterra pero también in latino America y España.  Guillermo me informo:

Este tipo de motocicletas están en auge en Colombia y a mi manera de ver, son varias las causas de esta moda. Primero la gente busca la exclusividad de una pieza única y personalizada, segundo hay un renacer del gusto por lo clásico y lo retro. Muchas veces los propietarios de las máquinas café racer participan en el diseño de sus propias motos. Acá están de moda talleres especializados en conversiones como Lolana Motos.

Además la idea de personalización de la moto K ha sido subido al nivel de una obra de arte por los entusiastas.  Este es un ejemplo de personalización extremo!

Mis investigaciones de la red social de Facebook ha abierto un mundo geográfico, cultural y técnica que no sabía existir. Tengo las ganas de viajar por muchas partes por moto si puedo.  Guillermo me describió el clima por las viajes en Colombia:

En la actualidad viajar por Colombia es seguro y usualmente se hace en grupos, obviamente, como en cualquier país del mundo, hay zonas que deben evitarse y la mejor fuente para averiguar son las mismas autoridades ejercito o policía de carreteras. Existen agrupaciones como vivetumoto.com y otras tantas que organizan paseos de manera frecuente. Para el caso de las motos BMW hay hermandades como ruta40.com.co o elephantmoto.com que promueven la afición, programan salidas y dictan cursos.
Personalmente he viajado en mi BMW K75 por variedad de zonas muy pintorescas de Cundinamarca y Boyacá, recorriendo en promedio unos 500 kilómetros por cada salida. Me encanta salir en esta motocicleta y tengo la sensación de seguridad y confianza bien sea en vías pavimentadas como en caminos vecinales de recebo o tierra; realmente ella se comporta con toda propiedad en todo tipo de terreno por su suspensión de gran recorrido y por el torque de su motor que cuenta con par de sobra para salir airosa con facilidad de cualquier situación, por dura que esta sea.
Ya en un plano más lúdico es realmente placentero emprender largos viajes en este caballito de acero por su gran confort, sus bajísimas vibraciones y el inconfundible silbido de su motor, muy similar a una turbina, sonido este que deleita los sentidos y acompaña en la ruta.

Es claro que la relación entre los seres humanos y su tecnología y maquinas puede resultar en  un red de comunicación y entendimiento que es mas valioso que uno podría esperar. Por esta investigación he conocido aficionados de las motos K en EEUU, Canadá, España, Colombia, Argentina, Japón, Inglaterra y más.  Al fin creía que compre una moto sencilla.  Fue más.  Es un fenómeno cultural.  La semana pasada estuve atravesando una intersección bastante difícil.  Un hombre montado por un nuevo BMW modelo GS me ayudo por dejar al tráfico para que pudiera entrar.  El me pregunto a que año es la K mía y me dijo que es una maquina bella y genial.  Esta nunca sucedo cuando estoy montado en my otra moto Suzuki.  El K no es sola una moto.  El ladrillo volador es un estilo de vida, una cultura y una llave al mundo de las motos…





El Dia Inicial

El Día Inicial
Cuando yo era joven siempre tenia mucho entusiasmo por el día inicio de la temporada de pesca de las truchas. La mañana del primero de octubre, 2015 fue muy diferente y también emocionante. Estuve esperando en una línea larga enfrente de la tienda Pakalolo en Portland Oregon. En Hawaii la palabra pakalolo quiere decir marihuana. Este día fue el primero en la venta al por menor de la mota legal en Oregon.

Marty
Mientras esperaba conocía un hombre llamado Marty quien recientemente se ha mudado con su esposa del norte de California a Portland.  Marty es un tipo intelectual, bien educado,  con un punto de vista político progresivo y liberal.  El empacó fumando la yerba durante sus estudios en Rutgers y Stanford universidades. Por muchos años vivió en Suiza trabajando en la industria farmacéutica y por supuesto no fumaba durante esa época.   Ahora esta disfrutando la jubilación viviendo en Portlandia y fumando con su esposa y amigos. ¿Entonces, Marty, cual es su opinión de la futura de legalización de marihuana en todo el país? --- Pues, voy a continuar fumando si es legal o no pero el futuro es problemático.  En un sentido fundamental la legalización nacional es un asunto de los derechos de los estados contra el poder del gobierno federal.  Es claro que es imposible impedir el uso pero los costos sociales de la guerra contra las drogas son insuperables. EEUU ya tiene el porcentaje de la población encarcelado más alto que todos los países desarrollado del mundo.   

Justin
El dueño de la tienda Pakalolo es un hombre que había estado viviendo en Hawaii.  Cuando descubrió que los votantes de Oregon habían aprobado la ley para la venta de marihuana para el uso recreativo, decidió aprovecharse de la oportunidad económica.  Justin y su novia Adrienne  establecieron su tienda antes de la implementación de la nueva ley. Hasta el primero de Octubre podían establecer su negocio como un dispensario de marihuana medicinal. ¿Justin, por qué ustedes decidieron entrar en este negocio?  --- He estado fumando la mota diariamente por muchos años y me encanta estar bien colocado.  Soy un experto de las variedades de marihuana y quiero aprovecharme de este conocimiento y oportunidad ---  ¿Tiene usted un plan de desarrollo para su negocio? ‘’--- Pues, mi novia tiene un plan.--- ¿Este plan está escrito? Creo que no pero no estoy seguro.---  ¿Cuales son los problemas y desafíos más grandes? --- Aproximadamente 70% de los clientes están comprando para el uso recreativo, entonces es nuestra intención seguir este mercado.  Las nuevas reglas para la venta de la yerba recreativa ya estan establecidas pero necesitamos presentar nuestra solicitud oficial al OLCC (Oregon Liqour Control Commision). Empezando el año que viene hay que vender la marihuana medicinal o la recreativa pero no los dos de la misma tienda.  Estamos muy preocupados porque las reglas todavía no son completas o claras.  El otro problema es que no podemos tener relaciones con un banco.  Bajo la ley federal, la marihuana todavía es ilegal.  Los bancos no pueden aceptar depósitos de empresas vendiendo marihuana.  No podemos establecer crédito o pedir prestado del banco.  También manejando un negocio totalmente con el dinero en efectivos se nos presenta con el riesgo significativo de ser victimas del crimen. ---

Mike
Un graduado de la universidad de Washington, nos conocimos hace unos 25 años en Tokio.  Por entonces Mike era un estudiante intercambio en la universidad de Waseda.   Yo lo contraté a Mike para ser el becario de la oficina de representante del estado de  Oregon en Japón. El vivió allá hasta el año pasado cuando se mudó a Seattle.  Durante esa época tuvo su propia empresa de consulta IT.   Afuera de su trabajo Mike estuvo muy ocupado con asuntos políticos. El fue director del partido democrático de expatriados ciudadanos en Japón.  También estuvo apoyando el Oregon la iniciativa por la legalización de la marihuana.  A pesar del hecho de que las leyes japoneses contra el uso de la marihuana son muy estrictas Mike había estado cultivando y fumando la mota en Tokio. Ahora esta viviendo en Seattle con su esposa y ha establecido una nueva empresa de turismo con un enfoque de recorridos para visitar las mejores tiendas y granjas de marihuana.  Por supuesto sus clientes son principalmente  japoneses.  Entonces le pregunté a el, ¿cómo fue su experiencia del día inicial aquí en Oregon?  --- Pues visité unos diez tiendas aquí en Portland.  Las líneas eran bastante largas a pesar de que la ley requiere que haya por lo menos un empleo por cada cliente en cierto momento. Me parece que la variedad, calidad, y precios eran mejores que en Washington.  Hay más de 100 tiendas en Portland.  Vamos a ver cuántos de estas pueden tener éxito al establecerse como minorista en el año que viene.  En general soy muy optimista del futuro de la industria.

Seth
El señor Seth Uram es el Asistente del procurador general de gobierno federal por el estado de Oregon.  En otras palabras es el principal acusador de Oregon.  Somos amigos y miembros del tenis club donde jugamos frecuentemente.  Normalmente me pega!  Las opiniones expresadas aquí son las personales de Seth, no las de su oficina como acusador oficial.
¿Qué piensas en general de la reciente legalización de marihuana en Oregon? No sorprenderá que esté en contra de este cambio de ley.  Mis preocupaciones son las siguientes…  Bajo el Cole Memorándum, a pesar de que la venta de sustancias controladas está prohibida bajo la ley federal, el fiscal no va a procesar casos que son legales bajo las leyes del estado. Pero nosotros creemos que el nivel de producción de marihuana es muy excesivo.  Entonces es probable que haya mucho producto que se envía a los otros estados.  Este es un crimen federal.  El hecho de que los bancos no acepten depósitos, es un resultado directo de las leyes contra el lavado de dinero. Desafortunadamente las tiendas necesitarán buena seguridad para proteger sus ganancias del robo directo.  También es claro que las tiendas no van a declarar todas sus ganancias al IRS.  Sin dudo, la falta de transparencia y los conflictos entre las leyes del gobierno federal y las de los estados es un problema muy difícil.  No creo que la marihuana será declarada legal por todos los estados porque hay muchas partes del país que son muy conservadores.


Es claro que este sujeto es muy complicado. Hay muchos que creen que legalización nacional es inevitable, mientras otros dicen que es imposible.  Por el momento, me voy a pescar…

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Jubilation!

My official retirement began on the 1st of January 2015.  I have received congratulations from many people on this occasion.  Following is a brief inventory of my thoughts about this new phase of my life.

The Spanish term for retirement is "La Jubilación".  If this sounds festive it is.  I must say it felt great to awaken to a new year in which "Every Day is Saturday".  For the first time since Kindergarten I may now awake without the requirement to attend class, go to work, or Obey the Man.  It feels as if a ponderous mantle has been removed from my shoulders.  Yeah!

Of course I went right out and began lining up an array of activities to ward off the ennui of this new found freedom.  I signed up for a Spanish Class at Reed College,  began a major landscaping and gardening project, volunteered for the Public Speakers Bureau for the Oregon Forest Resources Institute, increased my tennis participation, and began a study of the ancient game of Go.

I plan to take advantage of as many benefits available to senior citizens as possible.  These include:The Golden Pass - good for life this grants me and anyone in my car free parking and access to all National Parks, campgrounds etc., Honored Citizen - I can now ride the Tri-met Bus for $1.00, Oregon Pioneer Fishing License - I have lived in Oregon for 50 years and now have a lifetime fishing license.  It is true however that since said retirement I have not visited a National Park, ridden the bus, or gone fishing but I intend to do a least two of these.

Despite my glee at having achieved my retirement there are a few factors that perforce give me pause for thought.  I am not writing to advise anyone on their retirement but you may draw your own conclusions.

1.  I made the mistake of taking a look at my body in a full length mirror on exiting the shower.  My skin seems to gradually corrode under the onslaught of a variety of lumps, bumps, scabby bits, age spots and growth of curly grey hairs where they clearly do not belong.  I cannot touch my toes, while my feet, knees, hip, elbow and shoulder hurt.  My night vision is poor and my wife keeps sending me links on the latest technology in hearing aids.  This is not going to get better.

2.  I am supposed to receive my first Social Security check today.  It will not be enough to fund this operation.  My retirement fund will help but still not to the level one would need to finance an idle life of travel and adventure.

3.  Outside of having the required will, advanced directive and such in place I try not to think to much about how this all will end.

I have a few "hopes" that I will work to achieve.  I want to spend time with friends.  I hope to visit, in order, my Best Friends in Japan, The Netherlands, Switzerland, Mongolia, China, and Iraqi Kurdistan.  Ya'll know who you are.

I know that my car will continue to break down, it will continue to rain in Portland, and I will not be able to achieve everything I have dreamed of but all in all I have never felt more content and happy. With Jenny, Bobby and Marie life is good.  Thanks to all for putting up with me!



Friday, March 9, 2012

Reed Canyon - I Was Wrong (mostly)


A number of years back the enviros at Reed College took it upon themselves to restore the Canyon.  The good part of this was the elimination of exotic invasive species such as blackberry and English ivy.  The bad part was the elimination of the swimming pool which was constructed in 1929.  My kids learned to swim there.  It was important to our summers.  The reason for this heinous act was to replace it with a fish ladder from Crystal Creek providing access to the lake for trout and salmon.  I was pissed!  What trout and salmon?  How could they survive in the lake which is shallow and heavily silted in if they could make it up the ladder?  I bloviated about this for years.

Yesterday I visited the Canyon with Zac Perry.  Zac is a graduate of OSU in Botany and Horticulture. He wrote the original plan for Canyon Restoration, which did not envision either the fish ladder or the restoration of steelhead and salmon runs in Crystal Creek. Zac set me straight on a couple of "issues"

1.  The Reed blog describes the pond as the only naturally occuring lake in the Portland area.  I pointed out that the pond is held in place by what is clearly a man made earth fill dam and has been since 1929.  Zac responded that while this is true the original dairy farmers who cleared the site used the pond for irrigation.  Apparently there was an impoundment held in place by a beaver dam.  OK it is "more or less" a natural lake, albeit not a geologic formation. 

2.  True, neither salmon or steelhead can spawn in the lake.  They require clear, cool water and clean gravel beds for their redds.  Why then was the fish ladder built?  Zac advised that the lake is serving as a rearing pond for smolts hatched in the creek below.  A camera is mounted at the base of the fish ladder and provides fish counts on a 24/7 basis.  A number of adult steelies have visited the pond but subsequently retreated.  The salmon of course spawn and die in the creek.  Smolt do move up into the lake.

3.  The Canyon has become somewhat of a wildlife preserve and opportunity for study.  The addition of the Environmental Studies Program at Reed has been greatly aided by this living classroom.  When I suggested that the pond might be dredged and planted with black bass and crappies you can imagine the look that Zac gave me. 

With the elimination of the blackberries and the release of native species in the canyon the site is more beautiful, accessible and interesting than before.  Recently a pair of river otters have been spotted dining on freshwater muscles, beavers continue their campaign of destruction, turtles are making a comeback and the bird life is quite varied.  Zac Perry has done a great job of managing the site and leveraging the enthusiasm of the students in the effort.  Kudos to Zac.

Monday, October 17, 2011

My Mantra

I must confess to having a secret. In the summer of 1969 I was a student at UO in Eugene OR. I was on the verge of somthing, threatened by Vietnam and the draft, lacking funds to continue school, and essentially adrift. I met an attractive young lady who introduced me to Transcendental Meditation.
I remember my introduction to TM very clearly. It consisted of meditating with a "guru" (young blond hippy guy). There were lots of flowers and incense. The key to the practice seemed to be the receipt of my mantra. The mantra is a simple two syllable sound silently repeated during the meditation practice. He whispered my mantra to me. It imbedded itself on a permanent basis.
I never became a true devotee of TM but I have used the meditation practice throughout my life in order to reduce stress, relax, and free my mind of the cacaphony of daily existence. It seems that the quiet and disciplined repetition of the mantra combined with deep breathing is very effective at isolating the thought processes from the world at large. This is a private and solitary pursuit.
My mantra is the only pure secret I have. I have never shared it with anyone. I have the feeling that if I were to do so it would be somehow diminished. I wonder if there is anything to this or if I am jealously guarding a "secret" simply because I am able. Perhaps it is not even wise to admit that I have a secret. Oh well, the cat is out of the bag now...

Friday, January 14, 2011

New "Iconic" Floor


The University of Oregon has unveiled the floor de-sign of the new Matthew Knight arena. You are forgiven if you "don't get it". I don't either. At least we can rest assured that it cost a lot of money. Following are highlights as I understand them.

1. Graphics of Douglas-fir trees surround and overwhelm the floor creating a dizzying if not muddy image. The orange and brown color gives the impression of a stand of trees dying from a bark beetle infestation.

2. Slogan - Deep in the Woods. Does this refer to the plight of the visiting team or the tax payer?

3. Other Slogan - Kilkenny Floor. This is an obscure homage to the other rich guy (aside from Phil Knight) who has "contributed" to the university. For those lacking local knowledge this might well be misinterpreted as an advert for the manufacturer or installer of the floor.

4. Best Confusing Image - Thingy bob under the big O. While at first glance indecipherable, I am informed that this is a creative styling of the name MATT referring to Matthew Knight, deceased son of Phil Knight and namesake of the arena. An untutored reading of this might be TAT or MAM. According to the official explanation this image is constructed of two Japanese Torii (gates) bracketing the letter A. I didn't see this until it was explained. What the image of the Torii has to do with basketball, Matthew Knight, UO etc. is a mystery. My impression is that it is a rather fuzzy attempt at a display of spirituality. Perhaps the designer is not aware of the close relationship of the animistic Japanese Shinto religion and its close ties to militarism and the cult of the Emperor.
5. On a Practical Note - Where is the center line? Can the players see it? I can't. What is the effect on the psyche of visiting players? Is this an effort to render them disoriented?

In summary it is the humble opinion of this author that the design of this court is confusing, inconsistent, and excessively ambitious. My suggestion would be to sand it down and start over. How about a simple image of a Duck? As a UO alumnus I would find this preferable.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Courtesy of Jack Bog's Blog

At a time when the nation could use some cheering up -- and the need for civility in discourse is on everyone's minds -- here is a collection, sent to us by a friend last week, of high-class insults:

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison." He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." -Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination. " - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -Groucho Marx

Vitriol, Violence, and the American Politic

We (or at least the great majority) of Americans were greatly saddened over the weekend by the senseless killings in Tucson Arizona. America's body politic has again been tested by our proclivity towards vitriol and violence. Following are some thoughts we would do well to consider:

1. We do not agree as a nation on a wide variety of issues. This is hardly new. States rights vs. Federalism, the role of religion, gun rights, foreign policy, and immigration will continue to be subjects of debate and hopefully compromise.

2. We seem to forget or overlook the value of government. I believe that the more recently expressed hatred for government is quite likely the result of a lack of understanding and consideration of both the proper role of government and the benefits resulting. With a democratic representative government we are responsible for the election of representatives who write and pass the laws. Complete rejection of the value of government is it seems a clear case of self-loathing if not just ignorance.

3. There seems to be a cycle of rhetoric which results in violent outbreaks. The effect of whoever shouts the loudest and makes the most extreme points has the result of gradually increasing the level of anger and feelings of isolation among those espousing the views. This has been exascerbated greatly by the freedom of the internet, but is fueled by leaders in our own government. A recent example has been the tenor of the Republican campaign against the Democratic opposition. Please consider for example Sarah Palin's use of a map with targets overlayed to demonstrate actions which she would have us take:

4. Our political leadership should take as much blame as the fringe groups. Personal attacks on the opposition whether from one party or the other, lead the electorate to believe that our Representatives, Senators, and administration are bad people with evil intent. This is made worse by the use of simplistic sound bites and marketing phrases used to increase the level and fear and anger rather than to inform the issue. A good example is the use of the expression "Death Panels" to describe end of life care provisions in the new health care law. If you hear this repeated enough times it soon becomes the definition of the issue, regardless of its lack of actual content or accuracy.

5. The expanded reach and freedom of the media has thrown more fuel on the fire. Fox News, MSNBC, and the blogosphere in general have contributed greatly to the lack of respect and personal attacks on leaders from both sides. I have been a long time reader of a local blog here in Portland. Jack Bog's Blog (www.bojack.org) has been an excellent source of information about state and local politics and economics. However, recently the quantity of personal attacks against everyone from the President to the Governor to the our Mayor have increased to the point where I decided to cease reading it. A good example was Jack's coining of the name Mayor Creepy to describe Sam Adams, the Mayor of Portland. I found that I was no better than Jack or many other readers when it came to heaping scorn and personal attacks on the Mayor. No, I don't agree with Sam Adams on a range of issues and culturally we are worlds apart, but is anything positive gained by the constantly increasing personal attacks? I don't think so.

6. It is time to reel in the anger and provide role models based on respect and civil discourse. Leadership will be required to accomplish this. I wonder if Jack Bog could go for a full week without using the expression Mayor Creepy, or describing our President in such negative terms. Would this have a positive effect on the tenor of the comments to his blog?
You can take personal action now by not giving in to the urge to "pile on". You can refrain from personal attacks on our elected officials and government workers. This does not mean you have to agree or condone all positions and actions. As a nation we can decide to work together for the best solutions to our problems or we can take the approach recently demonstrated in Tucson. It is up to you.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Our City At Work


Portland OR, led by Sam Adams (aka Mayor Creepy) and his happy band of sustainable bicycling, mass transit enthusiasts has opted for redistributing our property taxes via a mass printing campaign.

Yesterday I came home from work and found this colorful reusable shopping bag waiting for me on my front porch.




Inside the bag there was a veritable cornucopia of brochures, maps, guides, guide books, and more. There were materials from the local bicycle consortium, the department of transportation, Tri-Met, the Water Bureau, Office of Sustainability ad nausium. I am guessing there was at least $75.00 worth of printed materials. Of course this doesn't include the cost of the production, not to mention the massive employment rolls of the City required to produce this.
At first I was outraged at this absurd waste of money by our City. Then the Lady Wife pointed out that all this largesse was FREE!. When I reminded her that our taxes paid for all this, she pointed out that she had actually requested this material, and was delighted that the City could provide all this great information for FREE!
I guess it is FREE but I would prefer that we could fund our schools, patch the holes in our streets, replace the Sellwood bridge, and provide police and fire protection. At least now I have plenty of fuel for lighting the barbeque...

Friday, October 22, 2010

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...


The local Fox affiliate in Portland brings us this lovely pictorial of Area Man who strives to be the most tatooed person in the world. Having run out of skin surfaces he recently had the whites of his eyes tatooed as well. It really is difficult, yet fascinating, trying to imagine what is going on in this man's mind.
If you enjoy the truly creepy, check out the following link:
http://www.kptv.com/slideshow/news/25448712/detail.html

Saturday, October 9, 2010

More on Carbon Sequestration


Brother Dave followed up on comments regarding carbon sequestration in forests in my previous post with the following erudite comments:

Dean,

Per your request I looked at your latest posting. I have always been
of the view (without data of course) that a mature forest (read "old
growth") is probably not sequestering much or any carbon on an
incremental basis. Admittedly there is a huge amount of carbon locked
up in those big trees, but that is not really the policy issue. The
analysis should always be at the margin. How much annual incremental
carbon is sequestered (through tree growth) or released (through tree
death or harvest and resulting decomposition) is the question the
analysis should be focused on. I think the greenies tend to confuse
the debate by focusing on a static analysis rather than a dynamic one.

It sounds like the site you were visiting had slow growth rates
resulting from 100 year old logging practices and resulting site index
damage. OK, not much incremental sequestration and if there are some
really old trees around which are falling down it could be negative.
As an alternative think back to the trip we took to Mt. St. Helens a
few years back. Remember the Weyco noble fir forest that had been
planted up there. Those trees looked like they were growing so fast
that you could hear them grow if you were quiet enough at night. The
incremental carbon sequestration on that site had to be quite large
compared to the site you were looking at and even bigger than the
adjoining federal lands where no replacement timber had been planted.

This tends to lead to an argument that we should liquidate old growth
and plant new trees which we pick for rapid growth and then apply a
variety of growth generating silvicultural practices. Makes sense in
the abstract, but I am not sure it is quite that simple. First you
have to consider what happens to the old growth forest you liquidate.
About the best you can do with that is convert it to building products
and put it into structures which will defer the carbon release for
another 100 years or so. As to the slash and residuals fro the
manufacturing process the preferred prescription seems to be to use it
for energy generation. Those of us in my industry and the biofuels
industry like to argue that any carbon released in that process is
irrelevant because of the replacement sequestration occurring in the
tree farm. Fair enough, so long as you don't count the tree farm
twice that way, once for the benefit of the guy who owns it and once
for benefit of the guy who is burning the slash and residuals.

A better solution is to maximize the recovery from the log/tree into
building materials and other useful products which do not release the
carbon for an extended period. Is there a process to turn slash into
a solid object such as a plastic? If so how much energy does that
process consume. This gets really complicated. Another question that
occurs to me is the rate at which growing trees sequester carbon. I
can just about guarantee that if you plotted annual sequestration
versus tree age, it would not be a straight line. It would start out
very low (because the tree is very small) and end very low (because
the tree is not growing). Again, however, no data. However, all this
means is that the replacement of old growth with a new tree farm does
not give you a year one payback. It will take time before the
incremental sequestration of the tree farm catches up and "covers" the
carbon released as a result of the harvest. All nice in theory but
pretty much worthless speculation without real data. This is the kind
of question where the assumptions swallow the answer and site
differences will yield significant variances in outcome.

Oh well. Way to complicated for this mere finance lawyer. I have to
go and prepare to teach a class to a bunch of third year law students
on deal making.


DGG

Friday, October 8, 2010

Wind River Canopy Crane

Yesterday I had the rare opportunity to visit the Wind River Forest Experiment station and ascend into the canopy of an old growth douglas fir forest in the gondola of a large (250') construction crane. The crane which has been in use for 12 years is used by scientists from UW and the Forest Service to conduct research into the ecosystem of the old growth forest. The views were awsome and I was able to restrain my urge to flee long enough to be strapped into the gondola for the ride. The following video is narrated by one of the scientists as we ascend alongside a 700 year old douglas fir.

I have long suspected that the contribution of forests by way of carbon sequestration to the slowing or elimination of global warming is to a great extent wishful thinking. I believe this because a great deal of the biomass (including, leaves, stems, branches, dead trees etc.) release their CO2 back into the atmosphere as a result of metabolic respiration (decomposition). Consequently the net carbon sequestration is demonstrably less than the gross amount. In conversation with the lead scientist on site I learned that this is a major area of study for the project. They are actually measuring (atomospheric sampling and isotopic analysis) the quantity of CO2 that is absorbed on site and the quantity released. This conversation took place in a 100 year old stand of douglas-fir. The site had been logged by steam donkey in 1910 and badly damaged in the process. Heavy soil compaction and destruction of the understory has resulted in a slow growing stand of undersized trees of very low productivity. When asked about carbon sequestration in this site Ken (lead scientist) replied that this forest unit was a net producer of CO2. This study is currently in pre-publication stage and is being submitted to Science magazine. I look forward to reading it.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Guess what Steve's new hobby is!

My pal Steve just landed this 1983 Cadillac Deville "Rennaisance" This beauty was an aftermarket production by Wisco of Roseville MI. Both Wisco and R. S. Harper, firms which were best known for building "pimp cars," produced limited editions for those requiring that extra image bump that only a truly pimped out caddy can provide. Their customized features made ordinary Cadillacs "distinctively different" and "elegantly impressive". Wisco Cadillac Coup deVille came with custom, padded landau top, opera windows, door saddle trim, non-functional landau bars, chrome roof arch and chrome belt molding, limousine rear window, custom deck wheel and lower deck trim, and the most awsome "Rolls Royce" style grill work ever.





This baby has only 54,000 miles and runs great. I confess I didn't actually drive it on the road for fear of being pulled over for contributing to the delinquency of myself.
Every red-blooded American male should want one of these!



Wednesday, September 15, 2010

A Moose is Loose


This morning, imagine my surprise on arrival at Anchorage South HS to find we were sharing the parking lot with a large and rather unfriendly moose.
There is actually a 10' high moose fence surrounding the school to keep these critters out but there is nothing to stop them from coming in the main entrance just like any other SUV.
We followed/herded this fellow back out the driveway where he decided to explore the front garden of the residence across the street. No one seemed to worked up about his visit. Seems like a normal occurance in the Anchorage burbs. Enjoy following video:


Sunday, September 5, 2010

Northern California Sequoia Sempervirens


The Lady Wife and I recently visited the Redwoods in Northern California. We spent most of our time visiting the major parks just south of Crescent City. We camped at Gold Bluffs beach (oceanside of Prairie Creek State Park). It was pretty cold, foggy, windy. Just 1 mile or so inland we enjoyed beautiful sunshine. The first major grove of redwoods we visited was named after Lady Bird Johnson who dedicated the Redwood National Park in 1968.
Please note the epicormic branch on the side of this tree. These poorly secured branches arise in response (I think) to openings in the canopy yielding sunshine previously not available. If climbing, it is probably not a good idea to attach your rope to one of these.


As we walked the trail in the footsteps of Lady Bird we came upon this circle of trees. They are certainly many hundreds of years old, if not thousands. I am wondering if the circle formation is an example of a "fairy ring" where trees were propogated from the base of a fallen tree in a circle around the stump or root wad.

The tree I am standing in is an excellent example of the redwood's ability to withstand a cataclysmic fire. The heartwood was completely hollowed out to some 50 or 60 feet above my head. It would seem that the dry heartwood of the tree burned while the much wetter sapwood remained and protected the cambium from the fire inside the tree. I don't think I would want to be sheltering here in a big windstorm.





Here's another beautiful circle of trees at Jededian Smith State Park.




While redwoods are quite resistant to attack by fungi and insects they are not impervious to same as is evidenced by this conk (fruiting body) about 20 feet up the bole of this living tree.





Still at Jededian Smith, here's a nice example of a nurse log.







A redwood grove is definitely not the place to be in a windstorm. This tree literally exploded on impact with the ground when it came down. The park staff had cut through the pieces of the trunk to restore the trail.
I encourage anyone who has not visited these amazing trees to get in the car and head south!






Monday, August 23, 2010

A Bolus is what you might cough up...


If you were a ruminant, or perhaps this could apply to our cat Dexter coughing up a big nasty hairball, but actually I am thinking of the campers we met on our recent expedition to Bolin Lake.

After visiting the Redwoods in Northern CA we took a long cut over the Siskiyou Mountains (Hwy 96 closed in winter) to Happy Camp, Seiad Valley and eventually hitting I5 north of Yreka. On our way over the Siskiyou mountains we saw a sign for the aforementioned Bolin Lake. We met some bear hunters who allowed that this was a very nice little lake with camping and brook trout. On arriving at the lake we found a very nice camp site right on the shores of the sub-alpine jewel. Our joy however was short lived. The group camping up the hill from us was enjoying top ten country music at relatively high volume. I made up an excuse to visit them to check it out. The group seemed to consist of 20 something female micro-cephalic douchebags who could just as well have been camping in a Walmart parking lot. When I approached I immediately noticed a very significant pile of empties next to their tent. I enquired if they intended to stay up late listening to their crappy music. They replied that this was indeed their intent and looked to have enough Bud Light in stock to keep the "good times" rolling.
In addition to skanks out camping we met our next door neighbors who while stinking drunk had managed to haul a big-ass travel trailer up the very narrow and precipitous logging road to the lake. They arrived in a cloud of dust and greeted us effusively with tales of the gentleman's military experience and love of scuba diving. They showed every sign of wanting to visit more, a lot, and frequently. The lady wife was scared. I was a little annoyed but more entertained. I know I wouldn't want to meet this yahoo on a blind curve. We enjoyed eating our sandwiches on the bank, I tried casting (without luck) for trout.
We decided to preserve our sanity and head on down the road. We arrived an hour later at the infamous Happy Camp. After loading up on a few necessities we headed out of town heading east. It is interesting to note that Happy Camp very proudly declares itself to be the Bigfoot capitol of the world. Please note life size replica that welcomes you to town!

Another 20 minutes down the road we arrived at Thompson Creek Lodge. Nice people, quiet, kitchenettes, lawn, beauftiful trees, the creek itself and the Klamath River. Much better than trying to deal with the aformentioned morons at Bolus er... Bolin Lake. I hope to return someday when they are not there...
Nevertheless fair readers, please do not let this cautionary tale deter you from visiting the Siskiyou Mountains of S. OR and N. CA. If you have the capacity there are many lakes and beautiful streams available to the hiker. Camp skanks and drunken motor home types do not hike.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Vindictive Cat

This post comes to us courtesy of Jack Bog's blog. It is a real Craig's List advert (expired). Except for a few minor details I thought the seller was describing our cat Dexter, but on further study I must confess that this cat is worse than Dexter. Herewith:

Vindictive Cat free to home (portland)
Date: 2010-08-08, 11:13AM PDTReply to: This Cat is 12 years old. It is very cute and has a long tail, so it will look good sitting in your window while you are away! It has two looks on its face at all times 1) surprise. 2) angry glare. It has always been vindictive and angry. It will shred your arms to the bone if picked up, so handling is not advisable. Cat will use litter box only once and then considers it soiled and will choose your chair (or elsewhere) instead. Free *1 month supply/ 5 gallon bucket of Nature's Miracle* will accompany Cat to new home. Cat hates other animals and children and people so please be an animal free and kid free and spouse/friend/roommate free home. Cat can only live with one Person. Cat hates for Person to have other people over, so you shouldn't have friends or it will pee in their purse or on their shoes. Person should be strong of mind and body and not at home much, as cat is not into interaction. Interaction with its Person makes Cat angry, and it will vomit on your pillow in retaliation. Cat hates to be inside too long, but will not go through doors as it hates doorways. You must chase it outside with clacking salad tongs. Cat's *favorite salad tongs will be provided for free* and will accompany Cat to new home. Cat hates to be outdoors for too long as it prefers to pee, poop and vomit on your things, it likes to do this to claim its Person (this Person could be you!). Cat will come inside easily at dinnertime, no salad tongs necessary. Cat will vomit once during, and up to three times after dinner, usually on pillow, duvet, or laundry. Sometimes it will vomit in doorways. Sometimes it will just poop in these places. Other places Cat will poop: in front of refrigerator, in front of windows, near the litterbox, in front of teevee, on top of you if you are around for too long. Cat should not have access to any bathrooms as it hates bathmats and will destroy them on sight with a barrage of pee and poop and finally clawing it to shreds. Other things Cat will claw to shreds: arms, face, carpet, pillow, chair, laundry. Cat has a loud obnoxious yowl to indicate when it is angry. The yowl is akin to that of a rabid zombie on the make and is quite terrifying, so you would be well advised to take heed and figure out what Cat wants. If you haven't cleaned the litterbox in less than an hour, check that first. It may want you to provide running drinking water from the faucet. It WILL get on the counters, you should not interfere or you WILL be sorry. If yowling occurs between the hours of Noon and 7:00 pm, it may require feeding. Cat will attack you for your food, so it is not advisable to eat in the house. If not fed what you are eating, Cat will knock the dishes off the table in retaliation and eat the shards of glass and porcelain that fall, so that you will be required to take it to the vet. It likes the attention from the vet. Cat will look sweet and pitiful at vet's office and as I said before, Cat is very cute. No one will believe when you try to tell them what Cat is capable of, so don't try. They will look at you as if you are the problem. I will understand your situation and you can call me in an emergency to talk about Cat. * 1 year of free consulting and phone support * comes with Cat. I will not be available in person for support, Cat will not like it and it will escalate situation. Other things to be aware of with Cat. Cat has LONG hair and is prone to fur balls and the vomiting of hairy, slimy bits. This can not be helped. Cat hates any glass of drinking water to be left about and will drink from it and knock it over. You should not drink water from glasses. Cat does not like for its Person to sleep. It will walk/stand on your face with one razor sharp claw in your nostril and yowl like a zombie, so you would be well advised to stay awake and always be ready to attend to Cat. Cat weaves evil spells and makes hexes. Many do not believe this is true, but I am convinced of this fact. Cat will place spells on you while you sleep or read or watch teevee. I think that is the bulk of the information I can provide about Cat. Cat is up to date on shots, sterilized and is physically healthy, it should live on for several more years. Please bring heavy cloth sack, a metal box or crate, face protection (I use a hockey goalie helmet) and long leather gloves when coming to pick up Cat. I will not be available to assist in transporting Cat. Thanks for looking. EDIT WORTHY OF NOTE: Updating ad to clarify that Cat is not abused. Cat is LOVED... from a safe distance, we are experienced animal people. You must love Cat or you will not make it long. Cat has always been uptight and has never been the subject of an abusive situation. We actively love Cat. Look how cute!! But it is hard. We do not abuse Cat with clacking tongs. Cat needs a lot of encouragement to go out, and hates when you have tongs...so free tongs for you...use them as you will. No, we didn't let Cat eat shards of glass, but Cat would eat the shards if not herded off. Cat does look cute and act innocent for vet. I really didn't expect anyone to come forward to take Cat given the extent of the disclosure I have given. Offers will be the subject of careful, but unlikely, consideration given the only people who would possibly want this Cat are going to sell the poor animal to a lab or have 100 other Cats at home. We have tried it all and consulted with consultants. The cat is 12 years old for crying out loud! We are tired. If you have the perfect situation, and you know how to deal with a Cat like this one, and you are sane, write a proposal and we will give it careful scrutiny. For those giving free advice, please bring it on! Will welcome ideas - provided you know something of what you are talking about. Here's the skinny: Cat has been in care of current owner since kittenhood. Cat was in an apartment fire once - it was next door but, you know, chaos and trauma ensued. Cat has always been "particular" unless in the EXACT RIGHT situation, which is with ONE Person and an "always open and never closed" Cat door to outside area. Cat will not push open a flap...hates doorways. NO other pets (poops in their food bowls). And being always catered to as if in slight fear of Cat. We have 4 cat boxes, each cleaned every day, not enough for Cat. Yes, we've tried the water fountain from Sky Mall magazine, Cat hates the fountain. Cat wants a personal fresh mountain stream or a constantly running tap. Given ALL of these things consistently, Cat will occasionally cuddle with knees at bedtime and purr loudly...lest you move with the intention to do ANYTHING. Cat will then flick the tail in your face, and as I said, the tail is very long. Or Cat will pound on the bathroom door to attack the bathmat, or later in the night, your laundry (or worse). Cat is female. Cat never forgets a slight and her slights are many. She's just a weird Cat, physically healthy, gets regular checkups with vet to prove it. We have 4 other very healthy, contented and happy pets. Thanks everyone for your concerns. Cat probably thanks you too in her way.
Location: portland
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Monday, August 9, 2010

A Cautionary Tale

Yesterday we were working on cleaning out our basement and the Lady Wife took it upon herself to inventory a load of old Christmas cards. She found one that I will never forget...

Many years ago the Lady Wife and I had the good fortune to live and work in Japan. We lived in the far North of Aomori Prefecture (Shimokita Peninsula) in the little backwater of Mutsu. While we had many Japanese friends we were guilty as most expatiates of some degree of gentle mocking of the local culture and the occasional bout of sarcasm. Our chief of Sarcasm was one, Steve Wilkenson. Steve, hailing from England was quite adept at mocking both friend and foe alike.

One year at Christmas time Steve sent the following card to his friends and relatives around the globe. We thought it was pretty hilarious, some others according to Steve did not share the humor.
The Tomb of Christ as described on the sign is in the village of Shingo (formerly Herai) in Aomori Prefecture. The locals (at least some of them) actually believe that Jesus brother Iskiri died on the cross and Jesus himself lived in Herai to the age of 106. For a great deal more information on Herai and its heretical heritage click on the photo above.

A number of years later Steve died in a sky diving accident in Oregon. Apparently he packed his own chute and it failed to open at all. I learned of this accident while watching the evening news on television. To add more woe to this tale, the Lady Wife and I while visiting Japan stayed a few days with Steve's widow, Erico. Within a year of our visit Erico had sucumbed to cancer and left their son an orphan at boarding school in Tokyo.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Best Marmot

The is the best video I have ever seen of a Marmot Eating a Biscuit. I have never seen a marmot eat a biscuit. One time however a Marmot shat on my sleeping bag. My cat sits like this, what a great posture.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Do Not Mistake this for Science


My lovely niece spotted this one whilst surfing the interweb. Apparently the author of this web site has confused weight lifting, deer hunting, and man toys with the science of paleontology. You will enjoy his graffic depiction of the Treeosaurus. The real "gold" however lies in the text of his website where he "explains" his theories about T-Rex and reverse tree humping.

http://treeosaur.com/